{"id":2309,"date":"2016-12-27T03:54:58","date_gmt":"2016-12-27T03:54:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fatbeetle.com\/blog\/?page_id=2309"},"modified":"2016-12-28T06:17:33","modified_gmt":"2016-12-28T06:17:33","slug":"walking-home-drunk-from-colin-and-joys","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.fatbeetle.com\/blog\/?page_id=2309","title":{"rendered":"Walking home, drunk, from Colin and Joy&#8217;s"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"background: white; vertical-align: baseline; margin: 0cm 0cm 19.5pt; padding-left: 60px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #373737;\">Follow the wall, always follow the wall,<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; background: white; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 0cm 0cm 19.5pt; padding-left: 60px;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #373737;\">though it is wet, and green and hard.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right; background: white; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 0cm 0cm 19.5pt; padding-left: 60px;\" align=\"right\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #373737;\">Along half a street, a place where strangers<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; background: white; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 0cm 0cm 19.5pt; padding-left: 60px;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #373737;\">now live, downhill, in the dark.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"background: white; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; widows: 2; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 0cm 0cm 19.5pt; padding-left: 60px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #373737;\">The threatened rain sounds soon<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; background: white; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 0cm 0cm 19.5pt; padding-left: 60px;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #373737;\">to deliver, and from up here<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right; background: white; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 0cm 0cm 19.5pt; padding-left: 60px;\" align=\"right\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #373737;\">you still cannot hear the sea.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; background: white; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 0cm 0cm 19.5pt; padding-left: 60px;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #373737;\">Follow the wall. Up from Esters field,<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"background: white; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; widows: 2; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 0cm 0cm 19.5pt; padding-left: 60px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #373737;\">over the stone steps along stone chair lane.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right; background: white; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 0cm 0cm 19.5pt; padding-left: 60px;\" align=\"right\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #373737;\">Stop awhile, there should be a view here,<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right; background: white; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 0cm 0cm 19.5pt; padding-left: 60px;\" align=\"right\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #373737;\">but all is dark and dank, sea fret has concealed<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; background: white; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 0cm 0cm 19.5pt; padding-left: 60px;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #373737;\">the sea, and the rain has obscured the view.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"background: white; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; widows: 2; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 0cm 0cm 19.5pt; padding-left: 60px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #373737;\">Some sort of scene remains, silent and sane,<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; background: white; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 0cm 0cm 19.5pt; padding-left: 60px;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #373737;\">the mizzle doesn\u2019t help much either,<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right; background: white; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 0cm 0cm 19.5pt; padding-left: 60px;\" align=\"right\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #373737;\">dulls and deadens.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; background: white; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 0cm 0cm 19.5pt; padding-left: 60px;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #373737;\">Why is this the view you came for, why?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"background: white; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 0cm 0cm 19.5pt; padding-left: 60px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #373737;\">There a few house lights break through,<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right; background: white; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 0cm 0cm 19.5pt; padding-left: 60px;\" align=\"right\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #373737;\">the grey and sanguine scene,<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; background: white; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 0cm 0cm 19.5pt; padding-left: 60px;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #373737;\">(more now than ever before,)<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"background: white; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 0cm 0cm 19.5pt; padding-left: 60px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #373737;\">Christmas lights, dimmed, blink pointlessly<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right; background: white; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 0cm 0cm 19.5pt; padding-left: 60px;\" align=\"right\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #373737;\">Wind and yet more rain, feeling refreshed.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; background: white; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 0cm 0cm 19.5pt; padding-left: 60px;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #373737;\">the cold, dark, night is sweet and mellow,<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"background: white; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; widows: 2; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 0cm 0cm 19.5pt; padding-left: 60px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #373737;\">and drunk with melancholy.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; background: white; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 0cm 0cm 19.5pt; padding-left: 60px;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #373737;\">Turn your back to it all. Follow the wall.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right; background: white; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 0cm 0cm 19.5pt; padding-left: 60px;\" align=\"right\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #373737;\">Along past the old garage,<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; background: white; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 0cm 0cm 19.5pt; padding-left: 60px;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #373737;\">post office, and out by the shop.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"background: white; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; widows: 2; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 0cm 0cm 19.5pt; padding-left: 60px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #373737;\">Across the road. Here the houses have their<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; background: white; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 0cm 0cm 19.5pt; padding-left: 60px;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #373737;\">back to you and the rain.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right; background: white; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 0cm 0cm 19.5pt; padding-left: 60px;\" align=\"right\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #373737;\">The narrow kerb, guides you,<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; background: white; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 0cm 0cm 19.5pt; padding-left: 60px;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #373737;\">along a wall, wet and hard and green,<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"background: white; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; widows: 2; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 0cm 0cm 19.5pt; padding-left: 60px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #373737;\">to the graveyard, and ancient church,<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; background: white; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 0cm 0cm 19.5pt; padding-left: 60px;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #373737;\">Darker here, the street lights enhance the gloom<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right; background: white; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 0cm 0cm 19.5pt; padding-left: 60px;\" align=\"right\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #373737;\">Stop awhile at the locked church barred.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right; background: white; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 0cm 0cm 19.5pt; padding-left: 60px;\" align=\"right\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #373737;\">Nothing is sacred any more,<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right; background: white; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 0cm 0cm 19.5pt; padding-left: 60px;\" align=\"right\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #373737;\">but there is shelter here, and security.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"background: white; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; widows: 2; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 0cm 0cm 19.5pt; padding-left: 60px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #373737;\">While clouds unleash hard driven rain,<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; background: white; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 0cm 0cm 19.5pt; padding-left: 60px;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #373737;\">Your back to the sanctuary, light a smoke, and wait.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right; background: white; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 0cm 0cm 19.5pt; padding-left: 60px;\" align=\"right\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #373737;\">Forgoing the first and the last,<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; background: white; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 0cm 0cm 19.5pt; padding-left: 60px;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #373737;\">never what it was, nor ever to be.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"background: white; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; widows: 2; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 0cm 0cm 19.5pt; padding-left: 60px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #373737;\">Past the granite houses, and we\u2019re back against a wall.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; background: white; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 0cm 0cm 19.5pt; padding-left: 60px;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #373737;\">Down past seaview, with no sea view, we follow the hedge.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right; background: white; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 0cm 0cm 19.5pt; padding-left: 60px;\" align=\"right\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #373737;\">Here the roads diverge,<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; background: white; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 0cm 0cm 19.5pt; padding-left: 60px;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #373737;\">Taking the left , and wary of cars in this blackest of nights,<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"background: white; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; widows: 2; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 0cm 0cm 19.5pt; padding-left: 60px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #373737;\">huddled against the searing winds, the driven cold,<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; background: white; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 0cm 0cm 19.5pt; padding-left: 60px;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #373737;\">The hard pressed rains, we follow a wall.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; background: white; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; word-spacing: 0px; margin: 0cm 0cm 19.5pt; padding-left: 60px;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size: 11.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif'; color: #373737;\">The passing place a sanctuary, but there is no traffic,<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right; 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