{"id":545,"date":"2011-03-23T01:43:48","date_gmt":"2011-03-23T01:43:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fatbeetle.com\/blog\/?page_id=545"},"modified":"2013-04-03T08:25:10","modified_gmt":"2013-04-03T08:25:10","slug":"taff-down-undermissadventures","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.fatbeetle.com\/blog\/?page_id=545","title":{"rendered":"Taff Down Under"},"content":{"rendered":"

Taff Down Under <\/h3>\n

Some time back I packed in all I knew, and left Cornwall where I was then living, friends and family, to be with my new wife in Oz. Some predicted it would all end in farce, well they weren't far wrong, but probably not how they expected. The following series of e-mail based stories of my travails in Oz, were sent to the UK in the vague hope of keeping in touch with some of the tossers I knew there.<\/span><\/p>\n

They were then put on the debate forum I used, and people enjoyed them there too.<\/span><\/p>\n

 Seeing as some people found laughing at my stupidity <\/span>my tales amusing, I've continued to write up any holidays or farces we go through here. Laugh at me all you want, bastards, but don't forget, I know the dirt on you too!<\/span><\/p>\n

 Warning, strong language and blatant stupidity abounds in these stories…<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
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UK Trip 2011\/12 <\/h3>\n

Sydney\/Singapore\/Moscow\/Kingham.<\/a>
\n\t\t\t\t\tLlanelli<\/a>
\n\t\t\t\t\tSennen<\/a>
\n\t\t\t\t\tDevon.<\/a>
\n\t\t\t\t\tThe Fat Duck<\/a>
\n\t\t\t\t\tLondon\/Moscow\/Hong Kong\/Sydney\/Home<\/a><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

 <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Taff down under 1<\/a>
\n\t\t\t\t<\/span>Taff down under 2<\/a>
\n\t\t\t\t<\/span>Taff down under 3<\/a>
\n\t\t\t\t<\/span>Taff down under 4<\/a>
\n\t\t\t\t<\/span>Taff down under 5<\/a><\/span><\/td>\n		UK Trip 2009
\n\t\t\t\tHong Kong\/Oxford<\/a>
\n\t\t\t\tNorth Wales<\/a>
\n\t\t\t\tSouth Wales<\/a>
\n\t\t\t\tCornwall <\/a>
\n\t\t\t\tSouth Devon<\/a>
\n\t\t\t\tNorth Devon\/Wiltshire\/London<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Taff down under 6<\/a>
\n\t\t\t\t<\/span>Taff down under 7<\/a>
\n\t\t\t\t<\/span>Taff down under 8<\/a>
\n\t\t\t\t<\/span>Taff down under 9<\/a>
\n\t\t\t\t<\/span>Taff down under 10<\/a><\/span><\/td>\n		UK Trip 2007<\/a>
\n\t\t\t\tPambula winter 08<\/a>
\n\t\t\t\tNew Zealand Trip 09<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Taff down under 11
\n\t\t\t\t<\/span><\/a>Taff down under 12
\n\t\t\t\t<\/span><\/a>Taff down under 13<\/a><\/span>
\n\t\t\t\t<\/span><\/a>Taff down under 14
\n\t\t\t\t<\/span><\/a>Taff down under  15<\/a><\/span><\/td>\n		Holiday memories<\/a>
\n\t\t\t\tA visit to Llanelli<\/a>
\n\t\t\t\tGetting Lost<\/a>
\n\t\t\t\tHoliday, with a difference!<\/a><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Taff down under 16<\/a>
\n\t\t\t\t<\/span>Taff down under 17<\/a>
\n\t\t\t\t<\/span>Taff down under  18<\/a>
\n\t\t\t\t<\/span>Taff down under 19<\/a>
\n\t\t\t\t<\/span>Taff down under 20<\/a><\/span><\/td>\n		Taff up over 1<\/a>
\n\t\t\t\tTaff up over 2<\/a>
\n\t\t\t\tTaff up over 3<\/a>
\n\t\t\t\tTaff up over 4<\/a><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Taff down under 21<\/a>
\n\t\t\t\t<\/span>Taff down under 22<\/a>
\n\t\t\t\t<\/span>Taff down under 23<\/a>
\n\t\t\t\t<\/span>Taff down under 24<\/a><\/span><\/td>\n		 <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Taff down under 25 <\/a>
\n\t\t\t\t<\/span>Taff down under 26<\/a>
\n\t\t\t\t<\/span>Taff down under  27 <\/a><\/span><\/td>\n		 <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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