So I whined and moaned and made a pain in the arse of myself, until she cracked; \u201cOFFS! Get my ipad screen fixed, and I\u2019ll be over the moon.\u201d<\/em> So I did \u00a0just that, \u00a0I found a place out on the industrial estate where I buy porn and dildos, and stuff<\/a>, and got it fixed. My sister, Louise, later told me she could have done it for 1\/10 of the cost, cheers Lou!<\/p>\n My sister Louise , while we have her in mind, got her traditional present from us. This is a gift, (normally an M&S gift card<\/a> as she’s an awkward sod,) \u00a0sent to arrive six days early, as I can never remember that she was born three days after Lee-Anne, not before.<\/p>\n While mooching about at Fyshwick,<\/a> waiting for the ipad\u00a0to be fixed, and while debating whether to pop into a porn shop for a \u201csurprise present\u201d for Lee-Anne, (and me,) I chanced upon an antiques store. Thinking it a probably a better idea to have a mooch about in there rather than, “The Adult Superstore”<\/a>, I came across a vase, this one:<\/p>\n Knowing Lee-Anne\u2019s love of \u201cArt Deco\u201d<\/a> stuff, especially the \u201coriental influenced\u201d<\/a> stuff, I had to buy it. Amazingly I got it and the ipad home in one piece, without dropping either. We\u2019d planned a long lie in, and maybe a birthday treat,<\/a> for the next morning, as it was not only Lee-Anne\u2019s birthday, but a Saturday, and for a change, it was one which I was not working on.<\/p>\n However, very early the next morning I was rudely awoken by Lee-Anne, and not in the way I\u2019d been anticipating. Ginger, to compound my confusion, was howling the place down, as he does at any unexplained noise;<\/p>\n![\"\"](\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/_d_improd_\/vase_f_improf_215x292.jpg\" "\\"\\"")
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\nI hid both presents. The ipad I put in my bedside drawer.<\/p>\n