{"id":675,"date":"2012-04-02T01:39:14","date_gmt":"2012-04-02T01:39:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fatbeetle.com\/blog\/?p=675"},"modified":"2012-04-02T03:51:34","modified_gmt":"2012-04-02T03:51:34","slug":"autumn-comes-in-floods","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.fatbeetle.com\/blog\/?p=675","title":{"rendered":"Autumn comes in floods"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">Thanks to all of yo<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">u who wrote asking after our dog. As most \u00a0of you may know, while we were in the UK we got the bad news that our dog, Barnum\u2019s, \u00a0heart condition had worsened, and that he was not predicted to live. Barney is a fine dog, we took him from a pound and gave him a good life. We&#8217;ve known for some time that his health was failing, and his once unquenchable thirst for walks was now becoming diminished, and he was spending most of his days just sleeping.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">Since our return from the UK, and with some sterling work by the good vets at Belconnen Animal Hospital, he \u00a0still plodding along, and seems happy enough. \u00a0On the other hand, he may just be pretending that he\u2019s enjoying life so he doesn\u2019t get the final jab. At the vets a few weeks back day we found out he had gained a little weight, nearly a kilo, so was cleared for light exercise. He stopped eating when he was unwell, but over the past week his appetite has returned. He is now interested in the family again, and started \u00a0taking, (what for him,) would be short exercise walks.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: x-small;\">His current meds regime is;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: x-small;\"><em>Pirilium; heart meds, hypo down throat. 20 mg daily<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: x-small;\"> <em>Vetmedin: heart pills: one morning one night.<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: x-small;\"> <em>Diuretics Flusapex two morning two night. B<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: x-small;\"> <em>Arthritis tablet; Calpex one morning, one night.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">Ok,\u00a0so the other day we thought that as he\u2019s now well maintained on his heart meds and diuretics, we can rest a bit easy. But then we got\u00a0 another &#8220;panic stations&#8221; alert from\u00a0 the mother-in-law. Barnum spends his days at the mother in law\u2019s house as he can be indoors there, and she is able to let him out for a piss. If he was at our house he\u2019d either be locked out in the garden, which at this time of year can get very cold and wet, (more on this later,) and he\u2019s too dumb to shelter from the rain, or he\u2019d be indoors where he would happily piss on the furniture. So each day the two dogs get dropped off with Mary for the day.\u00a0But \u00a0the other day Lee-Anne got a \u00a0phone call from Mary, who declared that he was <em>&#8220;Dying, he won\u2019t get up, I can\u2019t move him,&#8221;<\/em> and that he,\u00a0<em>&#8220;wouldn&#8217;t see the day out!\u201d <\/em>When Lee-Anne got around there from work, the dog was happy to see her. He was\u00a0 probably most happy to see her as he knew he would be going home, and at home he isn&#8217;t constantly hassled to prove he is still alive every five bloody minutes by the mother in law. (She has issues.)<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">So as I say he is now back to doing reasonable length walks, in fact we do some of the walks which were our regular walks before he became ill. However these are taken at such a sedate pace I have to remember to keep awake during them. Consequently he&#8217;s gained another 3 kilos.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">One unfortunate side effect of the diuretics he is on\u00a0 is that his failing eyesight has worsened. He now constantly walks into things, (furniture, me, trees, ) and spends long periods staring into cupboards and wardrobes. Yesterday he leapt down from our car, missed his footing and landed on his face. <span style=\"color: #000000;\">He gets a little concerned at his loss of eyesight, and who wouldn\u2019t? Lee-Anne I keep him by her feet and talk to him constantly so he knows \u00a0where we are, and that he is not alone. He is confused if left alone. Though seeing as \u201cconfused\u201d was his normal state of mind before he got unwell it\u2019s hard to know what is blindness and what is stupidity.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">There is no way just losing eyesight would be a ticket out for the smelly old \u00a0hound. He has to try harder than that! His blindness means that he has to have an eye kept on him during our walks, as he can veer off and get lost so easily. Oh, and he now has a tendency to fall into drainage ditches, wombat holes, and over cliffs, or to try to cross \u00a0rivers and motorways as he encounters them, if a eye isn\u2019t kept on him.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">The nights are the worse though. Well for Lee-Anne they are, not for me. Being deaf does have some advantages. \u00a0<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Every night her hearing is attuned to noises that may come from Barney. One night it was a funny sort of noise that got her investigating. There he was, stuck fast in the corner of the toilet trying to find where the door to the backyard was, so so he could go out for a wee. He\u2019d missed his exit by about a yard.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">Edited to add; We had a scare with him last week, not so good news. His condition\u00a0 took a abrupt turn for the worse. His heart was not pumping out the fluid in his abdomen and lungs. Rob, the vet (apt name!) gave him a jab to try to boost the diuretics he was on.\u00a0Also the \u00a0diuretics he was taking were doubled in dose. We made the heartbreaking decision\u00a0that, if there was no improvement in his condition over the weekend, the coup de grace will be given on the Monday.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">The doubling of his diuretics, and an increase in his anti-inflammatories however had the desired result which \u00a0means he&#8217;s now made a slight recovery, good enough for him to be granted a stay of execution. Fortunately the dog is still not suffering, or at least pretending not to be suffering. Last Sunday he had a fantastic walk down by the lake, which he obviously relished. So we&#8217;ve put off his final vets visit until there is a change.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">We now have a mop and bucket on standby for when he has a little &#8220;accident&#8221;, and he&#8217;s now being walked four times or more a day, (one main walk, then a lot of short walks) to keep the fluid moving through him.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">Walking a blind dog is an adventure in itself.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fatbeetle.com\/galleries\/autumn%202012\/index.html\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fatbeetle.com\/galleries\/autumn%202012\/thumbs\/lost%20blind%20old%20dog.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">He&#8217;s still very loving and wanting to be with us, so we&#8217;ll not deny him that until he starts showing signs of suffering. The vet is happy with his quality of life, and there&#8217;s no rush to have the coup de gr\u00e2ce administered. As Rob said; <em>&#8220;his quality of life now revolves around walks, food and sleeping, see he gets as much as he wants or can handle.&#8221; <\/em>Fingers crossed, he should be with us for a few more months, at least until after he gets a trip to the seaside, when we take a week\u2019s break there in later in April.\u00a0 He may not be able to see where he is, so may not realise he is at the coast, but his nose hopefully still work well enough to inform him. Of course getting him to manoeuvre in a strange house with no sight will be interesting. (Have I mentioned he isn&#8217;t the brightest spark in the fireplace?) <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">The mother in law, when she heard of our intent to take him down the coast was infuriated. <em>&#8220;He&#8217;ll be too confused&#8221;<\/em>.\u00a0 She stated that she hoped he passed away before he went to the coast to save him from the fears of being in a strange place, which earned her a rather sharp rebuke from Lee-Anne.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">She then had the audacity to say to me that she would have had him put down months ago. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fatbeetle.com\/blog\/?page_id=591\">A little memory refresher for you;<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><big><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma; font-size: xx-small;\"><big>Slight deviation; Mary comes up with some crackers too. The other day her and Lee-Anne were walking around one of the Lakes in Canberra. Naturally Lee\u2013Anne had taken our dim mutt Barnum with her. Mary also has a dog; a vastly overweight, ancient, and arthritic black Labrador called &#8220;Chibby&#8221;. Chibby wasn\u2019t on this walk as; <em>&#8220;it would be too much for her.&#8221;<\/em><\/big><\/span><\/big><\/p>\n<p><big><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma; font-size: xx-small;\"><big>At one point on the walk, Mary turns to Lee-Anne and being serious says; <em>&#8220;I may buy a pram so that I can bring Chibby down to the lake and push her around in it, she\u2019d like that. What do you think?&#8221;<\/em> Lee-Anne\u2019s reply; <em>&#8220;You really don\u2019t want to hear my answer to that question, mother.&#8221;<\/em><\/big><\/span><\/big><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">In fact Mary declined to have Chibby put down until the dog was blind, incapable of walking at all, and incontinent, Chibby was virtually dead before she got\u00a0 the final jab. So I treated her thoughts with a sea-full of salt and profound contempt.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">Edited again to add. Yesterday I put my back out. I did this by the amazing gymnastic feat of <em>&#8220;getting out of my car&#8221;<\/em>. Yup, rodgered by back totally, and I&#8217;m off work today. But, this was the day that Barney was due to be put to sleep if he hadn&#8217;t made a recovery. As I say above, Barney is doing a good enough impression of a well dog to be allowed to keep going. So, last night at three am, Millie decides to throw up blood, more blood than you would think it possible for one small dog to own. This morning we rushed her to the vets, she&#8217;s still there, hopefully recovering. She has had a gastric bleed problem in the past, we hope this may be just the same, and resolve itself without the need to resort to ($$$$) surgery.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">It&#8217;s all fucking fun and games around here folks!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">Yep, we\u2019ve got another holiday booked. It\u2019s been weeks since we last had one.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">Ok, this is odd but quite nice. We had planned\u00a0 a week down the coast, as a winter break, in April, (Lee-Anne and I also have a &#8220;dirty long weekend away&#8221; planned for May, but don&#8217;t tell Bethy)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">So I checked my leave allowance total to make sure I have enough days owing to cover the days away. Seeing as not so long ago I \u00a0had a six week break in the UK, I was worried I may be a bit low, and have to use my flex days.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">I found I have 321 hours of leave remaining. To find out how many days leave; 321 \/ 7.2 = 44.58 days. To find out how many weeks leave 44.58 \/ 5 = <strong>8.91<\/strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\"> weeks owing.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">Looks like I can keep my flex days for when I really need time off.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Ah, come on, it\u2019s not my fault! I didn&#8217;t use hardly any leave up last year, as our only \u00a0holidays were booked during the time \u00a0I was off work for 2 1\/2 months following my bike smash, and so \u00a0that was taken as sick leave.\u00a0 <\/span>So the leave I didn&#8217;t use got carried over into this year, plus I&#8217;ve started accumulating this year&#8217;s leave now. Also the time we took off over Xmas had loads of public holidays in it, so although I was off for six weeks, I think I only used three weeks leave plus some flex for that.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stayz.com.au\/88779\"><span style=\"color: #800080;\">We\u2019ve booked this place Waves Beach Villa.<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">\u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.stayz.com.au\/property\/image\/08\/87\/79\/img_88779_f635507d2f17c4395ffc82cd37116a2f_max800x600.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"221\" height=\"199\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.stayz.com.au\/property\/image\/08\/87\/79\/img_88779_e469d6619b82be512ea97eb2fa54a9e3_max800x600.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"197\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: x-small; font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">Beautiful, modern, clean. Spectacular parents&#8217; retreat. Directly situated on and overlooking Tura Beach coastal reserve and white water views of Tura Beach. Walking access to Tura beach through the nature reserve at the front. All 3 bedrooms are beachside.2 bathrooms and wcs. Double lockable garage with internal access and remote. Nice yard. All modern cons in kitchen with dishwasher,microwave and entertaining equipment. BBQ on front upper deck, looking over the narrow nature reserve full of birds and kangaroos, onto the white water views of Tura Beach. Plasma TV,DVD in lounge area and tv and dvd in parents retreat. 2 Separate decks to parent&#8217;s retreat to enjoy some time away from the kids. 2 bedrooms on ground level opening out onto the yard. Laundry,w machine and drier, iron etc downstairs. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Bethy\u2019s boyfriend, Reece, is coming down with us too. They will be sharing a bedroom under the same roof as us. Does that\u00a0 make me feel old or what?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">Bethy turned 17 in February, we had a meal out with her dad, Reece and his grandparents. (Reece lives with his grandparents, for various family reasons which I won&#8217;t go into.) We had a fine bit of grub at<a href=\"http:\/\/www.tripadvisor.com.au\/Restaurant_Review-g255057-d729321-Reviews-Zen_Yai-Canberra_Australian_Capital_Territory.html\"> Zen Thai <\/a>and a pleasant evening celebration. I love the fact that Bethy chose to have this Birthday celebration, rather than going out and getting pissed and arrested like some of her peers do.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">God we\u2019ve had some wild weather of late. It\u2019s almost like the weather gods have conspired to make me feel homesick by transplanting the UK\u2019s normal wind and rain quota over to Aus. \u00a0<\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.canberratimes.com.au\/act-news\/massive-road-damage-bill-20120304-1ubic.html\"><span style=\"color: #800080;\">Check this out for the way Canberra has been affected.<\/span><\/a><span style=\"color: #000000;\"> The flood drains outside my office have been well up, and I was worried about our local <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/the-riotact.com\/the-drain-cats-are-doing-ok\/30055\"><span style=\"color: #800080;\">\u201cstorm drain cats\u201d<\/span><\/a><span style=\"color: #000000;\"> population. I was glad to see that after the floods had reached the top of the flood drains, the cats were still out on patrol.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">Here\u2019s some phone footage of the drains during the storms. You lucky things, how many other friends do you have who would share video of their drains with you? No need to thank me.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\"> <iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/lypXtdHblYg\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">These drains are about four foot deep, and for 99% of the year have no water at all in them. So idiots have been kayaking down them during the storms! Oh and here&#8217;s a shot of our <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Lake_Burley_Griffin#Dam\">Lake Burley Griffin dam<\/a> being overrun, they put the lights on it at night, which is nice.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fatbeetle.com\/galleries\/autumn%202012\/index.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fatbeetle.com\/galleries\/autumn%202012\/thumbs\/scriv%202.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"139\" height=\"92\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">Our brand new, only yet part-built, domestic water reservoir dam was totally over run by the flood water. That&#8217;s cost us!<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"font-size: x-small; font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">The budget for the Cotter dam enlargement project is set to blow out to more than $400 million. The ACT Government has revealed the cost of the project rose by $33.5 million to almost $379 million, before floodwaters inundated the construction site earlier this month. The project by Canberra\u2019s water authority had been costed at $363 million and was due to be completed by August. But the project has been plagued by wet weather since construction began in 2010.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/8L-rQJ8R37M\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">A dam project being <em>&#8220;plagued by wet weather&#8221;?<\/em> Only in Aus!<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Oh, any arachnaphobes reading this?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.smh.com.au\/environment\/weather\/web-wonders-spiders-spin-for-their-lives-as-floodwaters-rise-20120307-1ujov.html#ixzz1oPDuWgsx\"><span style=\"font-size: x-small;\">The fields surrounding flood-stricken areas of NSW have been covered in the webs of a type of ground-dwelling wolf spider, says the collection manager of arachnids at the Queensland Museum, Dr Owen Seeman. In an attempt to escape rising waters, the spiders climb blades of grass and let out hundreds of metres of silk in the hope a gust of wind will catch the web and transport them to safety, he said. &#8221;What you are seeing is the result of all their failed attempts to get away.&#8221; An evolutionary geneticist and spider expert, Amber Beavis, said it was unusual to see adults spiders displaying this behaviour, known as ballooning<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: x-small;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.smh.com.au\/2012\/03\/07\/3104321\/art-wagga-20web1-420x0.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"248\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.smh.com.au\/2012\/03\/07\/3104319\/art-wagga-20web2-420x0.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"251\" \/><\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Apropos of nothing; Can I just add here that it was FUCKING FANTASTIC that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/sport\/2012\/mar\/17\/wales-france-six-nations-grand-slam\">Wales won the Grand Slam<\/a>. It would have been better if the matches had been televised over here, or if I were not so mean as to refuse to pay for Sky TV. Mind you, <\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/sport2\/hi\/rugby_union\/welsh\/8695210.stm\">Wales are doing a tour of Aus in June<\/a>, they will be playing Sydney. Lee-Anne has agreed to go up for a (dirty) weekend with me and to watch the match.\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">Oh, we had tickets to see the<a href=\"http:\/\/news.smh.com.au\/breaking-news-sport\/pms-xi-abandoned-due-to-rain-20120203-1qw8y.html\"> PM&#8217;s XI against Sri Lanka<\/a>, but, as above, it pissed down the whole day. So luckily we got our money back.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">I interupt this load of old bollocks to raise this issue;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">\u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lh6.googleusercontent.com\/-nPW1H66Rp2M\/T2mIxhcmryI\/AAAAAAAAuBE\/8aiXUZ64eN4\/s600\/2012-03-20_16-45-25_300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"266\" height=\"206\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Ok, the<em><strong> &#8220;British Sausage&#8221;<\/strong><\/em> company, makes an <em><strong>&#8220;uniquely Australian&#8221;<\/strong><\/em> South African <em><strong>&#8220;Boerewors&#8221;<\/strong><\/em> sausage. <\/span>Am I alone in finding that a\u00a0odd, stupid, and just plain fucking wrong?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">\u00a0<span style=\"color: #000000;\">Ok, speaking of food stuffs my eating fish, how\u2019s that going? Well I did think that following our meal at Heston\u2019s I\u2019d become a rampant fish eater, and live on nothing but fish. This would be done much to the disgust of Mark and Jenny, and much to the indifference of everyone else. But not so.\u00a0 I had a fish curry in the UK, which was very disappointing, and pretty much resisted any temptation to indulge in piscatarianism following that. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Until&#8230;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">Lee-Anne has a vested interest in getting me to eat fish, it makes catering to the family far easier, and she thinks it would be more healthy for me, and I\u2019d get (even) bigger erections, (as if that were humanly possible.) So, combine that with the fact that Lee-Anne is the best cook I have ever encountered outside of professional kitchens, and I\u2019m fighting an unfair battle. The first temptation of Taff was the offer of a fish vindaloo, which is a fucking low blow to start off with. So, following \u00a0a couple of nights being fed the world\u2019s finest <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nativefish.asn.au\/barramundi.html\">Barramundi <\/a>curries, (vindaloo and Rogan Josh)\u00a0I found myself agreeing that , yes, every so often, I would agree to a fish curry. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">Last Saturday night she used her feminine wiles on me again. <em>\u201cFancy fish and chips?\u201d<\/em> she asked sweetly, \u201c<em>you could make Heston\u2019s perfect chips, and I could do you fish in curry beer batter.\u201d<\/em> <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\"> <iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/rQaLjLJtDEQ\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">I do a fair stab at Heston\u2019s perfect chips, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fatbeetle.com\/blog\/?p=555\">(see here,) <\/a>and the thought of fish in &#8220;curry beer batter&#8221;, which includes \u00a0my two favourite food types, was too much to resist. So that day, a rare weekend off day for me, saw us down at the local fruit and veg market, buying <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pmc.wa.gov.au\/varieties\/variety.cfm?varID=6\">\u201cRoyal Blue\u201d<\/a> spuds, and then venturing to the fish sellers. I have to go into the fish sellers, to see what we are buying, so no one can accuse me of being a moral coward. This time we bought some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dpiw.tas.gov.au\/inter.nsf\/WebPages\/RPIO-4Y9A3Z?open\">flathead.\u00a0<\/a> That night we did our parts, or rather, that day we did our parts as Heston\u2019s perfect chips can take up to and over eight hours to prepare. So, for the first time in three decades, I had fish and chips for supper.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">And they were fucking wonderful!\u00a0 Oh my god, the fish was flaky and soft and flavoursome, the batter crispy and slightly curried, the chips, (even though I say so myself,) were like glass on the outside and soft and moist on the inside. It was the best meal I\u2019d had since the Fat Duck.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">One of the interesting things about my now eating fish is that all the fish I am trying are new to me, last night we had <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Australasian_snapper\">snapper<\/a> and chips. <\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">I\u2019m still 95% vegetarian in my eating, and still cling to the last of my moral and ethical ideals. But by fuck it\u2019s hard doing it!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">Lee-Anne wants to go here for her birthday, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tetsuyas.com\/index.html\">Tetsuya&#8217;s<\/a>, \u00a0amazingly it&#8217;s even more expensive than The Fat Duck. So we&#8217;ll do that then.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">The trip to Dartmoor has reawakened my lust to create, so I&#8217;m halfway through making my next CD.\u00a0 Taking on board the feedback from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fatbeetle.com\/blog\/?page_id=639\">&#8220;The Dartmoor Suite&#8221;,<\/a> I&#8217;m now concentrating on making &#8220;music&#8221; which is less &#8220;heavy&#8217; and more approachable and accessible to the great unwashed, (you.) It&#8217;s still be mainly orchestral, but not so deep, and more pastoral. I&#8217;m also hoping to get a great deal of ambience into the tracks,\u00a0 and am attempting <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Ambient_music\">ambient tracks <\/a>just for the hell of it. One track ; <em>&#8220;Interlude by a Stream&#8221;,<\/em> is almost folky.\u00a0Each track will relate to a particular emotion engendered by being back on the moor. I hope it will reflect my experiences there, and strike a chord with anyone who joined us on the moor. \u00a0Be warned; you may receive a copy, like one or not.\u00a0 <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">In case you are interested; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fatbeetle.com\/blog\/?page_id=639\">&#8220;The Dartmoor Suite&#8221; <\/a>is now downloadable via torrent if you fancy owing this unique musical masterpiece.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">The other day I had to get another assessment done for my insurance claim. This was by, yet another, doctor. He was a rum old cove, I&#8217;m sure he is used by the solicitor dealing with my case as he is very &#8220;amenable.&#8221; He spent a good two hours investigating\u00a0 my every bone, joint, muscle, ache, pain, physical structure. He also spent a great deal of time telling me about all my physical problems, ones\u00a0I didn&#8217;t even know I had, up to and including my &#8220;loss of sex drive&#8221;.\u00a0 Fuck me pink, if he writes up all he told me, I should be in line for a couple\u00a0of $$$\u00a0million in payout!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: small; font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">This spawn of Satan hell beast, which I came across on our dog walk, is in fact a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Mole_cricket\">&#8220;Mole Cricket&#8221;<\/a> I would have got better images of it, but was too scared to go near it.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fatbeetle.com\/galleries\/autumn%202012\/slides\/monster%201.html#picttop\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fatbeetle.com\/galleries\/autumn%202012\/thumbs\/monster%203.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"120\" height=\"81\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">Culture vulturing. I went\u00a0to see this the other day; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.visitcanberra.com.au\/handwritten\/\">&#8220;Handwritten.&#8221;<\/a>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-small;\"><em>From medieval illuminated manuscripts to the letters and works of world-renowned writers, scientists and philosophers, visitors to Canberra have a rare opportunity to view priceless manuscripts created over a period of more than 1000 years.<\/em><\/span> <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\"> Bloody amazing to be so close to the actual writings of famous people from centuries past, Darwin, Goethe, Kant, Einstein etc.. The biggest mind-blower for me was standing within touching distance of Beethoven&#8217;s handwritten manuscript for his 5 th. Symphony. Can you believe that? He wasn&#8217;t a bad composer old Beethoven, some of the stuff he churned out ff was up there with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fatbeetle.com\/blog\/?page_id=639\">&#8220;The Dartmoor Suite&#8221;<\/a> for quality.<a href=\"http:\/\/www.fatbeetle.com\/blog\/?page_id=639\"><br \/>\n<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">Unfortunately <a href=\"http:\/\/visitcanberra.com.au\/renaissance\/\">&#8220;Renaissance&#8221;<\/a> which I also saw recently wasn&#8217;t that great.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\"><em><span style=\"font-size: x-small;\">The exhibition offers Australians a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to encounter paintings by great Italian artists such as Raphael, Botticelli, Bellini and Titian. The exhibition highlights the amazing art of the Early and High Renaissance. Over seventy works, made between 1400 and 1600 by painters in Northern and Central Italy, will be on show. <\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: small;\">\u00a0\u00a0I also took time out to go and see this; <a href=\"http:\/\/enlightencanberra.com\/component\/poe\/event\/24\/Music-Today-\u2013-How-do-you-play-it-that-way?\">Music Today \u2013 How do you play it that way?<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-small;\">Tom Piper is the newly minted host of Ministry of Sound\u2019s Australian radio program. His remixes and tracks are permanent fixtures in the record bags of Laidback Luke, Tiesto, David Guetta and many more of the global elite. <\/span><span style=\"font-size: x-small;\">During this session he will demo some of his well known tracks and then break down the process of creating a floor filling dance track using new technology. This will be a unique experience for anyone interested in music today and a must see for those bedroom producers out there<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: small; font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">It was, again, a bit of a disappointment. The guy was really very skilled, but only as a producer, he couldn&#8217;t lecture to save his life. It was a bit embarrassing as half the audience walked out half way through. I didn&#8217;t learn much off him, I&#8217;m sure I could, but he&#8217;d need to take teaching classes first<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">Later this month we&#8217;re going to see <a href=\"http:\/\/wots-on.info\/whats-on\/?event=John_Cleese_at_Canberra_Theatre--Canberra--ACT--Australia--000A7vs--Comedy--2012-04-14\">John Cleese<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: x-small; font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\"><em>Cleese, a force behind some of the most groundbreaking comedy of the 20th century, will appear live on stage in his brand new show entitled An Evening with John Cleese. Asked to describe his show he will bring to Australia, Cleese enthused \u201cIt\u2019s an evening of well honed anecdotes, psychoanalytical tit\u2010bits, and unprovoked attacks on former colleagues, especially Michael Palin\u201d.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\">\u00a0and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.canberratheatrecentre.com.au\/site\/what-is-on.php?detail=ross-noble-nonsensory-overload-0162\">Ross Noble<\/a>, <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\"><em><span style=\"font-size: x-small;\">Ross Noble brings a brand new tour, Nonsensory Overload to Australia, following the success of last year&#8217;s UK 160 date THINGS tour. Nonsensory Overload is Noble back fresh from his travels, not to mention his own TV show, doing what he does best; spinning forth hilarious nonsense for your amusement. Now is your chance to see one of the best live comics working internationally today.<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\"> I&#8217;ll\u00a0write you a review, no need to thank me.\u00a0<em><span style=\"font-size: x-small;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: x-small;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks to all of you who wrote asking after our dog. 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